Niggas please step up ya game!

And again i repeat...Niggas please step up ya game!

My stress is..again you niggas!

 

Firstly every girl is not named Mangra, yellow, chunky, solid, slim, and yall know the rest of the other names yall call us females...and STOP trying to attract our attention with "ssk ssk oye!" (cause clearly you think i'm some animal) ...news flash if you aint calling me by my christened name then I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU!... so yes i will walk straight past you with my mouth pinned shut and will not utter a word. and NO i am not being rude, i am just not interested in talking to you! BAM!

And then, haha, when we dont respond to your sad attempt to win us over you have the nerve to kick up a fuss and turn into an attitude gal like you wasnt just telling us how good we look..."Carry ya stink ---!".."you tink ya shit dont stink aye!?"..."carry ya wap out..." ...basically telling me off bout everything including my ma insides because ya SHAME! awuuuuuuuuhhh! I'm sorrry was your ego bruised? ahh my ..that's so sad but ya attempt was pathetic! and ya talks are lame! STEP UP NIGGA!

And then some of you niggas i cant fathom for the life of me why yall open yall mouths...like come on...you really think im going to talk to you?...not to sound conceited or anything right...but you smell like dope, your breath is kicking, you look funky, your hair is not combed..... basically you and the jonser digging in the trash for bottles running competition..and you wanna try talk to me?...YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! you and that jonser have the same chance...ZIP!

heres a thought, test it out, you have nothing to lose....try introducing yourselves first...Tell me your name, ask me how im doing, compliment me and if i shut u down...tell me have a nice day...you never know..i might see you again (nassau small ya no!) and i'll take that first meeting into consideration and u may just have a chance. Truth is most girls play hard to get upon their first encounter with a boy and there's a 90% chance she's gonna shut u down unless she's a badass mutha looking for a $5 phone card and conch snack (extra onions!) haha anyways...

Untill then...me and my "stuck up, wap out -----" will continue ignoring your sad ass attempts! DEUCES!

*Walks away doing the pretty girl rock!*

-- ♥ Star

SKOOL (School) RANT

Disclaimer:  Knowledge is Power and Education is Key.

My stress today is SKOOL. Yes I spelt it like that because I don’t care and SKOOL is unnecessary and everybody including teachers and students stressing me out.

FIRST OF ALL:  Why are all these chirren running around this campus like they in some fashion show?  There is nothing wrong with dressing up but when you’re walking around campus in ten inch heels wibbly wobbling all over the campus I find it appropriate to question your priorities. Wa yal coming ta skool for??? Furthermore,  the other day, I saw a young female dressed to impressed in her nice stilettos and then proceeds to fall on her face. She was most definitely (in the words of Charlie Sheen ) WINNING ! You go girl.

SECONDLY: Why is my professor dropping my grade in class from an A to a C because he says that I don’t participate enough in discussions? Mind you the athletes are in the corner not saying ANYTHING and I just happened to glimpse that one of those “mute speakers” got an A for participation and I got a fat old round bongey D .  Yes you saw right a D. Words can’t express my vexation.

THIRDLY: Any of yal have one of those annoying classmates who feel the need to answer every blessed question, suck up to the teacher, and worst of them all SHARE PERSONAL STORIES?? Who gives a rats behind ? I would much rather listen to my friend’s explanation about how she fixed the 20/22/24/48 pieces in Bahamian colours in her 12 year old daughter’s head. Much more fascinating.

But anyways 242 fam, my little rant is over. I’m about to head to class now. Hope you all have a wonderful day/week/month. Set some goals and follow through.  Use your time wisely. Remember that nobody can ever take away what’s in your mind. Put something useful there while you have the opportunity.

- Sky Out !!!! Blaaazayyyy

When will it end?

My stress greatest stress today is.....

242, when will it end? There are so much things wrong with this photo. Firstly, what the hell is she wearing? I don't even know where to start. From the tiara, to the lace ensemble with the red underwear showing underneath or the boots on her feet. MESS! 


AND WHAT IS SHE DOING?! Is this her sexy pose? 
One last thing... Get Rich Sundays? really? 
when will it end?!...WHEN WILL IT END!!?? 


Do better 242! PLEASE do better *shakes my head*


Star ♥

DON'T DO IT !!!

242 My stress for today is My people (Bahamians) on Social Networking sites. I mean some of yal don’t know HOW to act!

My grammy always says what ya give to the world ya can’t get back. In addition to that, please don’t give other people business to the world. If you want to spread your business, that’s on you but people let’s be considerate of other people’s feelings and character.

BUT I have some pet peeves I will address today:

 To yal people who posting a gazillion webcam shots of yourself. DON’T DO IT. No matter how many angles or how many poses you do, you won’t get any prettier.

To those who always editing  pics. DON’T DO IT.  How can you say you are real when you look like Casper on Facebook but Wesley Snipes in person? I don’t understand.

To those people who posting albums upon albums with your significant other and updating your status every five seconds. PLEASE DON’T (insert cuss word) DO IT. I absolutely hate this nanny. Are you really that in love? This is utterly unnecessary . Then when yal break up six weeks later (cause yal know yal does fall in lust fast) how will you feel. STINK! Everybody will know when you get a new man and when you break up.

To those who ALWAYS on Twitter. Get a life! Don’t you have a job/school/family to attend to?  I can see our national average in the Z’s in upcoming years.

Stop being internet gangstas/internet models/wannabe celebrities. It’s wack. No one is scared of you. You’re not sexy no matter how much Photoshop you do. No one cares about whether you can rap or sing. Stop polluting my newsfeed with nonsense. DON’T DO IT.

The Baby Mama Drama/feuding family members/Depressed/ the Mustcomeback/never leave crabby statuses.  Sighs DON’T DO IT.

Furthermore, Some a yal Bahamians need to stop lotioning one another. There is no need for a status that says “Sleepy” or “Today is Monday” to have 50 likes OR ugly ass picture with 100 likes. SMT

Last but not Least…Stop posting these damnn UGLY ASS pictures of your little babies. THEY AIN’T CUTE !

-          Sky out ! So 242 what ya stress is?

Really...I don't know you!

Sooo my stress for today is delusional guys who claim they know you but don't know your right hand from your left! Ughhh! It's 8:00pm, I've just come out of an exam, and I walk over to Dunkin Donuts to wait for my ride. I'm fricken freezing, hungry AND tired! and to the right of me are three guys, who clearly don't attend COB, conversing about whatever.

I over heard one say "Let me go hail my friend." So I turned to observe my surroundings and this dude with big gold teeth, an over sized white tee, baggy jeans and oaks across his face (yes..cause the sun was shining way too bright! *rolls eyes*), is looking at me with this stupid smirk on his face.

He says "How you doing?"...I had to look around to see if he was meaning me. He saw the confusion on my face and said "yeah I'm talking to you...how you doing?" so i replied with hesitation "I'm fine :s"...Him:" you don't remember me eh?"
Me: "No"
..and then his boys start cracking up saying "MUDDASICK DAWG!!! ya see how dawtas like play like dey dont know ya?! "

(Pause!) Dawtas? I am not the one! ....

(Play) so he goes on with "You sure you dont remember my face?...mum coming for you right?" ..because he knows my life?! WTH?...Me: "I don't know you and you don't know me!" ...Him: "You don't even remember my face?" he wouldn't leave me alone so I asked him "What's my name?..you say you know me" and of course, like i expected, he didn't answer cause HE DIDN'T KNOW ME FROM THE MAN ON THE MOON! but what pissed me off was his boy says to me "Time this nigga was running on how yall had dealings and does cut up and it was love at first sight!" Really?..like foreal? CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

I have one question for you guys. WHY?!
- Star ♥

Express it don't STRESS IT!

WELCOME 242!!! Our names are Star & Sky and we're journalism students at The College of The Bahamas. Like we stated earlier on our facebook page, we started this blog to express our stress about the Bahamian Community. Our discussions will vary from frustrations of males, females, the government, economy, crime and anything else that can seem frustrating. So feel free to join in on discussions and if there's anything that's stressing you out give us a shout and we'll blow some steam together!...So hit us up. Don't be shy... and remember...Express it! Dont Stress it! - Love Star & Sky ♥