Friday, 15 April 2011

Niggas please step up ya game!

And again i repeat...Niggas please step up ya game!

My stress is..again you niggas!
 
Firstly every girl is not named Mangra, yellow, chunky, solid, slim, and yall know the rest of the other names yall call us females...and STOP trying to attract our attention with "ssk ssk oye!" (cause clearly you think i'm some animal) ...news flash if you aint calling me by my christened name then I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU!... so yes i will walk straight past you with my mouth pinned shut and will not utter a word. and NO i am not being rude, i am just not interested in talking to you! BAM!

And then, haha, when we dont respond to your sad attempt to win us over you have the nerve to kick up a fuss and turn into an attitude gal like you wasnt just telling us how good we look..."Carry ya stink ---!".."you tink ya shit dont stink aye!?"..."carry ya wap out..." ...basically telling me off bout everything including my ma insides because ya SHAME! awuuuuuuuuhhh! I'm sorrry was your ego bruised? ahh my ..that's so sad but ya attempt was pathetic! and ya talks are lame! STEP UP NIGGA!

And then some of you niggas i cant fathom for the life of me why yall open yall mouths...like come on...you really think im going to talk to you?...not to sound conceited or anything right...but you smell like dope, your breath is kicking, you look funky, your hair is not combed..... basically you and the jonser digging in the trash for bottles running competition..and you wanna try talk to me?...YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! you and that jonser have the same chance...ZIP!

heres a thought, test it out, you have nothing to lose....try introducing yourselves first...Tell me your name, ask me how im doing, compliment me and if i shut u down...tell me have a nice day...you never know..i might see you again (nassau small ya no!) and i'll take that first meeting into consideration and u may just have a chance. Truth is most girls play hard to get upon their first encounter with a boy and there's a 90% chance she's gonna shut u down unless she's a badass mutha looking for a $5 phone card and conch snack (extra onions!) haha anyways...

Untill then...me and my "stuck up, wap out -----" will continue ignoring your sad ass attempts! DEUCES!

*Walks away doing the pretty girl rock!*

-- ♥ Star

Monday, 4 April 2011

SKOOL (School) RANT

Disclaimer:  Knowledge is Power and Education is Key.
My stress today is SKOOL. Yes I spelt it like that because I don’t care and SKOOL is unnecessary and everybody including teachers and students stressing me out.
FIRST OF ALL:  Why are all these chirren running around this campus like they in some fashion show?  There is nothing wrong with dressing up but when you’re walking around campus in ten inch heels wibbly wobbling all over the campus I find it appropriate to question your priorities. Wa yal coming ta skool for??? Furthermore,  the other day, I saw a young female dressed to impressed in her nice stilettos and then proceeds to fall on her face. She was most definitely (in the words of Charlie Sheen ) WINNING ! You go girl.
SECONDLY: Why is my professor dropping my grade in class from an A to a C because he says that I don’t participate enough in discussions? Mind you the athletes are in the corner not saying ANYTHING and I just happened to glimpse that one of those “mute speakers” got an A for participation and I got a fat old round bongey D .  Yes you saw right a D. Words can’t express my vexation.
THIRDLY: Any of yal have one of those annoying classmates who feel the need to answer every blessed question, suck up to the teacher, and worst of them all SHARE PERSONAL STORIES?? Who gives a rats behind ? I would much rather listen to my friend’s explanation about how she fixed the 20/22/24/48 pieces in Bahamian colours in her 12 year old daughter’s head. Much more fascinating.
But anyways 242 fam, my little rant is over. I’m about to head to class now. Hope you all have a wonderful day/week/month. Set some goals and follow through.  Use your time wisely. Remember that nobody can ever take away what’s in your mind. Put something useful there while you have the opportunity.
- Sky Out !!!! Blaaazayyyy